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top dog

Thursday, June 25th, 2009

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top dog

top dog

 

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living breathing human beings

feeding teething babies eating

later leaving seeding breeding

living breathing human beings

by Robert Smyres

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Superdog

Superdog

WTF ?   I hope there’s no Kryptonite around.

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I'm anorexic

I'm anorexic

I eat like a dog but I can’t gain wait.

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Every day, many dogs and cats are euthanized, some for the lamest of reasons.

Please consider adoption for your next pet.   www.livingpictures.org/dogrescue.htm

Tags: dog, funny, picture, poem
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Take a leap

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

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NEW IPHONES !!

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Ode to iPhone

 

            Oh, “I”,
by Paul Smyres

 

Oh, iPhone, we all get old

no one wants us, love grows cold

you and i have been a team

but your sister’s apps make me beam

I know you’ll never be alone

when millions toss their ghetto phone

you’ll rest awhile and then one day

you’ll spend a weekend on ebay

you’ll log in with someone new

who’ll love you like i used to do

they’ll be enthralled by all your charms

and hold you in their loving arms

they’ll load you up with all new gear

so you’ll have fun, no need to fear

they’ll touch you places i did not

and tell their friends that you are hot

you’ll sing them songs i never knew

see new places, people too

from time to time i’ll think of you

i wish you luck, and long life too

well, my  i, it’s time to fly

i know it’s sad, please don’t cry,

goodbye,

goodbye, “I”

 

Take a leap

Take a leap

“you’ll survive”        visit the Catskills in NY if you want to do this jump.  Click pic +++++++  

I'm so glad you're home

I'm so glad you're home

“The house is a mess but we had fun ! ” +++++++  

Summertime, living is easy

Summertime, living is easy

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Tags: dog, iphone, jump, picture, poem, summer, word fun
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fun things to do with a chicken

Friday, June 12th, 2009

We’re now on twitter:     zikketyzak

Okay, this from Twitter.

Subject is #geekpickuplines

we Tweet Geek to Girl “May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won’t leak”

….rest of the story…..

Girl to Geek “No problem, I’m wearing my pocket protector ”

Geek to Girl ” Great, always feels much better that way.”

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fun things to do with a chicken

fun things to do with a chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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shoppers copysm

Mr. and Mrs. Shopper

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Road kill rap

 By Robert Smyres

 
What’s that !? 
Bat, rat, 
fat cat ?

Mouse,?  grouse ?
duck,  ‘chuck ?

road toad, what a load !
so dozed, there it goes

big splat…it’s  flat!
Well well, look at that

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Tags: chicken, geek, girl, Humor, joke, picture, poem, roadkill, shop
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