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Dirty pigs
Wednesday, June 10th, 2009
Pigs
What can you say about pigs ? If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING,
you’ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing.
They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things,
and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it !
They have lots of kids, too, and why not? People keep eating them. What would YOU do?
What can you say about pigs ? If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING,
you’ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing.
They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things,
and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it !
They have lots of kids, too, and why not? People keep eating them. What would YOU do?
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” We like being dirty ”
Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?
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A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”
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Yeah, they're big !
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