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		<title>Yeaaahhh mon ! It&#8217;s horse day.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[all content protected by copyrights.  Paul Smyres.  No commercial use you MAY use images with logos as avatars, share with friends &#8220;That was funny&#8221; Click for more horses  +++++++ the mares are out +++++++  &#8221;I got a show on TV &#8220;]]></description>
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<div id="attachment_189" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 178px"><a href="http://www.livingpictures.org/horses.htm"><img class="size-full wp-image-189  " title="laughinghorse1" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/laughinghorse1.jpg" alt="Yeaaahhh Mon !" width="168" height="183" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yeaaahhh Mon ! </p></div>
<p>&#8220;That was funny&#8221;</p>
<p>Click for more horses</p>
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<div id="attachment_190" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 255px"><a href="http://www.livingpictures.org/horses.htm"><img class="size-full wp-image-190" title="jumpinghorse1zz" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jumpinghorse1zz.jpg" alt="jumpinghorse1zz" width="245" height="195" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">YeeHaa !!!    It&#39;s summertime !</p></div>
<p>the mares are out</p>
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<div id="attachment_192" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 190px"><a href="http://www.livingpictures.org/horses.htm"><img class="size-full wp-image-192 " title="horseface2zz" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/horseface2zz.jpg" alt="&quot;What the hay !?  I can't see&quot;" width="180" height="254" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;What the hay !?  I can&#39;t see&quot;</p></div>
<p> &#8221;I got a show on TV &#8220;</p>
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		<title>fun things to do with a chicken</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 05:20:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;re now on twitter:     zikketyzak Okay, this from Twitter. Subject is #geekpickuplines we Tweet Geek to Girl &#8220;May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won&#8217;t leak&#8221; &#8230;.rest of the story&#8230;.. Girl to Geek &#8220;No problem, I&#8217;m wearing my pocket protector &#8221; Geek to Girl &#8221; Great, always feels much [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>We&#8217;re now on twitter:     zikketyzak</strong></p>
<p>Okay, this from Twitter.</p>
<p>Subject is #geekpickuplines</p>
<p>we Tweet  Geek to Girl   &#8220;May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won&#8217;t leak&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8230;.rest of the story&#8230;..</p>
<p>Girl to Geek   &#8220;No problem, I&#8217;m wearing my pocket protector &#8221;</p>
<p>Geek to Girl     &#8221; Great, always feels much better that way.&#8221;</p>
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<div id="attachment_103" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 149px"><img class="size-full wp-image-103   " title="chickenhead2" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chickenhead2.jpg" alt="fun things to do with a chicken" width="139" height="179" /><p class="wp-caption-text">fun things to do with a chicken</p></div>
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<div id="attachment_111" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 212px"><img class="size-full wp-image-111  " title="shoppers copysm" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/shoppers-copysm1.jpg" alt="shoppers copysm" width="202" height="134" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mr. and Mrs. Shopper</p></div>
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<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #0000ff; font-size: x-small;">Road kill rap</span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #0000ff; font-size: x-small;"> </span><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><small><em>By Robert Smyres</em></small></span></strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><small><em> </em><br />
</small><span style="font-size: x-small;">What&#8217;s that !? <br />
Bat, rat, <br />
fat cat ?</span></span></strong></p>
<p><strong> </strong></p>
<p><strong>Mouse,?  grouse ?<br />
duck,  &#8216;chuck ?</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><span style="font-size: x-small;">road toad, what a load !<br />
so dozed, there it goes</span></span></strong></p>
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<p><strong>big splat&#8230;it&#8217;s  flat!<br />
Well well, look at that</strong></p>
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		<title>Dirty pigs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pigs What can you say about pigs ? If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING, you&#8217;ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing. They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things, and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it ! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000000; font-size: medium;"><strong>Pigs<br />
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</span><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #800000; font-size: small;">What can you say about pigs ?</p>
<p></span></strong><span style="font-family: Verdana; color: #000000; font-size: x-small;"><strong>If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING,<br />
you&#8217;ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing.<br />
They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things,<br />
and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it !<br />
They have lots of kids, too, and why not?   People keep eating them.    What would YOU do? <span style="font-family: Georgia; font-weight: normal;"> </span></strong></span></p>
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<div><strong> &#8221; We like being dirty &#8221;</p>
<div id="attachment_59" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 154px"><img class="size-full wp-image-59" title="werepigs" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/werepigs.jpg" alt="Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?" width="144" height="170" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Hey, we&#39;re pigs, what do you expect ?</p></div>
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<p>Joke</p>
<div>A Sunday school teacher is  concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, &#8220;Where is Jesus today?&#8221;</div>
<div>Steven raises his hand and says, &#8220;He&#8217;s in Heaven.&#8221;</div>
<div>Mary answers, &#8220;He&#8217;s in my heart.&#8221;</div>
<div>Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, &#8220;He&#8217;s in our bathroom!&#8221;</div>
<div>The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.</div>
<div>&#8220;Well,&#8221; Little Johnny says, &#8220;every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells &#8216;Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!&#8217;&#8221;</div>
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<div id="attachment_436" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 245px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-436" href="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/2009/06/10/todays-joke/misspig2w/"><img class="size-large wp-image-436  " title="misspig2w" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/misspig2w-420x600.jpg" alt="" width="235" height="336" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Kiss me, I&#39;m fertile now</p></div>
<div id="attachment_435" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 296px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-435" href="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/2009/06/10/todays-joke/pigbutt1/"><img class="size-full wp-image-435 " title="pigbutt1" src="http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/pigbutt1.jpg" alt="" width="286" height="193" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Yeah, they&#39;re big !</p></div>
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		<title>You&#8217;ll be back to Zikkety-Zak</title>
		<link>http://livingbeing.com/zikkety/2009/06/09/hello-world/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>      Hi folks,</p>
<p>        You might as well bookmark this page right now because you&#8217;ll come back  again and again to see what happens.   What you&#8217;ll find here is a whole lot of fun, and shopping.  </p>
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<p>     <strong> We have a lot of fun with words on this site.    2, 3, 4, 5 word combinations.    </strong></p>
<p>I&#8217;ll show you with a couple of photos.</p>
<p>see what I mean ?    that time of year again   </p>
<p>let&#8217;s try another one</p>
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