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Ode to iPhone-funny

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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iPhone E6B aviation calculator

iPhone E6B aviation calculator

You need an iPhone.  you won’t believe all the stuff it can do.

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Ode to “I”

by Paul Smyres   all rights reserved copyright 2009

 

Oh, iPhone, we all get old

no one wants us, love grows cold

you and i have been a team

but your sister’s apps make me beam

I know you’ll never be alone

when millions toss their ghetto phone

you’ll rest awhile and then one day

you’ll spend a weekend on ebay

you’ll log in with someone new

who’ll love you like i used to do

they’ll be enthralled by all your charms

and hold you in their loving arms

they’ll load you up with all new gear

so you’ll have fun, no need to fear

they’ll touch you places i did not

and tell their friends that you are hot

you’ll sing them songs i never knew

see new places, people too

from time to time i’ll think of you

i wish you luck, and long life too

well, my  i, it’s time to fly

i know it’s sad, please don’t cry,

goodbye,

goodbye, “I”

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lightbulb1

get an iPhone, they rock

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taking care of business

taking care of business

business is easier with an iPhone

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Tags: business, iphone, picture
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cheap live chickens

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

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cheap live chickens

cheap live chickens

“get them now before they run away”

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airport wait

airport wait

 get an iPhone, it really helps

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Hola !

Hola muchacha !

 ”da me un beso”

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Tags: airport, chicken, dog, funny, iphone, pet, picture
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Take a leap

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

All content copyright Paul Smyres all rights reserved. You MAY use any image that has our logo on it for an avatar or for sharing with friends.    

NEW IPHONES !!

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Ode to iPhone

 

            Oh, “I”,
by Paul Smyres

 

Oh, iPhone, we all get old

no one wants us, love grows cold

you and i have been a team

but your sister’s apps make me beam

I know you’ll never be alone

when millions toss their ghetto phone

you’ll rest awhile and then one day

you’ll spend a weekend on ebay

you’ll log in with someone new

who’ll love you like i used to do

they’ll be enthralled by all your charms

and hold you in their loving arms

they’ll load you up with all new gear

so you’ll have fun, no need to fear

they’ll touch you places i did not

and tell their friends that you are hot

you’ll sing them songs i never knew

see new places, people too

from time to time i’ll think of you

i wish you luck, and long life too

well, my  i, it’s time to fly

i know it’s sad, please don’t cry,

goodbye,

goodbye, “I”

 

Take a leap

Take a leap

“you’ll survive”        visit the Catskills in NY if you want to do this jump.  Click pic +++++++  

I'm so glad you're home

I'm so glad you're home

“The house is a mess but we had fun ! ” +++++++  

Summertime, living is easy

Summertime, living is easy

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Tags: dog, iphone, jump, picture, poem, summer, word fun
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