White trash snow people

Ho, Ho, Ho !

Fat snowman

Santa off-duty

“I hope nobody sees me here !”

Splat !

Santa's post office

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Okay, this from Twitter.

Subject is #geekpickuplines

we Tweet Geek to Girl “May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won’t leak”

….rest of the story…..

Girl to Geek “No problem, I’m wearing my pocket protector ”

Geek to Girl ” Great, always feels much better that way.”

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fun things to do with a chicken

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Mr. and Mrs. Shopper

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Road kill rap

 By Robert Smyres

 
What’s that !? 
Bat, rat, 
fat cat ?

Mouse,?  grouse ?
duck,  ‘chuck ?

road toad, what a load !
so dozed, there it goes

big splat…it’s  flat!
Well well, look at that

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east meets west

click for India page

“Frame your mind to mirth and merriment, which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.”     Shakespeare

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       TWEEET !!!     We’re now on Twitter     http://www.twitter.com/zikketyzak 

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“If you don’t use your eyes for seeing, you’ll need them for weeping”   Friedrick Foerster

Damn, if I could only turn my head.

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Check out these great ecards, free account   use your own photos and music

http://www.livingpictures.org/ecards

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New version of WordPress installed   2.8.    Look for some more features.

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come back to zikkety zak

If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING,
you’ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing.
They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things,
and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it !
They have lots of kids, too, and why not?   People keep eating them.    What would YOU do? 

” We like being dirty ”

Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?

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click me for more pigs !

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Joke

A Sunday school teacher is  concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”

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Kiss me, I'm fertile now

Yeah, they're big !

Glad you’re back at Zikkey-zak

Summer time is cow time.

Don't mess with my woman !

click me for more cows

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My, this is awkward !

“Have you gained weight?”

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          Time:  our greatest resource   

Usual suspects

 Anyone you know ?  

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What are you lookin' at ?

 just wait ’til I get to the barn

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