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Funny winter photos

Friday, January 22nd, 2010


White trash snow-people

White trash snow people

Happy couple
Happy couple
Ho, Ho, Ho !

Ho, Ho, Ho !

Fat snowman

Fat snowman

Santa sighting

Santa off-duty

“I hope nobody sees me here !”

Splat !

Santa's post office

Tags: Christmas, funny, Humor, Santa, snowman, winter
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fun things to do with a chicken

Friday, June 12th, 2009

We’re now on twitter:     zikketyzak

Okay, this from Twitter.

Subject is #geekpickuplines

we Tweet Geek to Girl “May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won’t leak”

….rest of the story…..

Girl to Geek “No problem, I’m wearing my pocket protector ”

Geek to Girl ” Great, always feels much better that way.”

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fun things to do with a chicken

fun things to do with a chicken

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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shoppers copysm

Mr. and Mrs. Shopper

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Road kill rap

 By Robert Smyres

 
What’s that !? 
Bat, rat, 
fat cat ?

Mouse,?  grouse ?
duck,  ‘chuck ?

road toad, what a load !
so dozed, there it goes

big splat…it’s  flat!
Well well, look at that

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Tags: chicken, geek, girl, Humor, joke, picture, poem, roadkill, shop
Posted in Humor, News | 1 Comment »

TWEET !

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

east meets west

east meets west

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

click for India page

“Frame your mind to mirth and merriment, which bars a thousand harms and lengthens life.”     Shakespeare

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       TWEEET !!!     We’re now on Twitter     http://www.twitter.com/zikketyzak 

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“If you don’t use your eyes for seeing, you’ll need them for weeping”   Friedrick Foerster

deerhead1

Damn, if I could only turn my head.

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Check out these great ecards, free account   use your own photos and music

 

http://www.livingpictures.org/ecards

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New version of WordPress installed   2.8.    Look for some more features.

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Tags: bike, buck, deer, Humor, India, picture, quote, Twitter
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Dirty pigs

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Pigs

What can you say about pigs ?

If you ever watch one eating, or doing ANYTHING,
you’ll have nothing left to say, but you might not be able to stop laughing.
They snort, grunt, f_rt, and do all kinds of disgusting things,
and you can tell they thoroughly enjoy every minute of it !
They have lots of kids, too, and why not?   People keep eating them.    What would YOU do? 

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” We like being dirty ”

Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?

Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?

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click me for more pigs !

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Joke

A Sunday school teacher is  concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”

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Kiss me, I'm fertile now

Yeah, they're big !

Tags: ecards, heaven, Humor, joke, picture, pig
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cow time

Monday, June 8th, 2009

 

Glad you’re back at Zikkey-zak

Summer time is cow time.

Don't mess with my woman !

Don't mess with my woman !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

click me for more cows

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My, this is awkward !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Have you gained weight?”

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          Time:  our greatest resource   

Usual suspects

Usual suspects

 Anyone you know ?  

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What are you lookin' at ?

What are you lookin' at ?

 just wait ’til I get to the barn

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Tags: bull, butt, cow, face, Humor, mask, picture, summer, summertime, word fun
Posted in News | 2 Comments »

car stuck

Saturday, June 6th, 2009

 

bass man

bass man

It’s not the beer, it’s the gas. 

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“When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.”   Gracie Allen

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stuck car

stuck car

and you think LA traffic is bad

Tags: car, funny, Humor, music, picture, traffic, word fun
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