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Ode to iPhone-funny
Thursday, June 18th, 2009
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You need an iPhone. you won’t believe all the stuff it can do.
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Ode to “I”
by Paul Smyres all rights reserved copyright 2009
Oh, iPhone, we all get old
no one wants us, love grows cold
you and i have been a team
but your sister’s apps make me beam
I know you’ll never be alone
when millions toss their ghetto phone
you’ll rest awhile and then one day
you’ll spend a weekend on ebay
you’ll log in with someone new
who’ll love you like i used to do
they’ll be enthralled by all your charms
and hold you in their loving arms
they’ll load you up with all new gear
so you’ll have fun, no need to fear
they’ll touch you places i did not
and tell their friends that you are hot
you’ll sing them songs i never knew
see new places, people too
from time to time i’ll think of you
i wish you luck, and long life too
well, my i, it’s time to fly
i know it’s sad, please don’t cry,
goodbye,
goodbye, “I”
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get an iPhone, they rock
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business is easier with an iPhone
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