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dunce dog

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009

All content copyright Paul Smyres  

       Have you ever met any dumb dogs  ?

It wasn't me, it was my brother.

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"Trailer trash" snow people

click to see more snowmen

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I tried getting a job as a Walmart greeter

they told me I was too scary looking

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One-eyed-cat

Friday, June 12th, 2009

at Zikkety Zak

one eyed cat

“Hey Mac”

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stand out

click, see Central Park, NYC

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Tags: cat, central park, NYC, picture, run, word fun
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fun things to do with a chicken

Friday, June 12th, 2009

We’re now on twitter:     zikketyzak

Okay, this from Twitter.

Subject is #geekpickuplines

we Tweet Geek to Girl “May I put my pen in your pocket? I promise it won’t leak”

….rest of the story…..

Girl to Geek “No problem, I’m wearing my pocket protector ”

Geek to Girl ” Great, always feels much better that way.”

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fun things to do with a chicken

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Mr. and Mrs. Shopper

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Road kill rap

 By Robert Smyres

 
What’s that !? 
Bat, rat, 
fat cat ?

Mouse,?  grouse ?
duck,  ‘chuck ?

road toad, what a load !
so dozed, there it goes

big splat…it’s  flat!
Well well, look at that

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Tags: chicken, geek, girl, Humor, joke, picture, poem, roadkill, shop
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Dirty pigs

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

” We like being dirty ”

Hey, we're pigs, what do you expect ?

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click me for more pigs !

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Joke

A Sunday school teacher is  concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, “Where is Jesus today?”

Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven.”

Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”

Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”

The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.

“Well,” Little Johnny says, “every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells ‘Jesus Christ, are you still in there?!’”

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Kiss me, I'm fertile now

Yeah, they're big !

Tags: ecards, heaven, Humor, joke, picture, pig
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You’ll be back to Zikkety-Zak

Tuesday, June 9th, 2009

Duck fun

      Hi folks,

        You might as well bookmark this page right now because you’ll come back  again and again to see what happens.   What you’ll find here is a whole lot of fun, and shopping.  

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      We have a lot of fun with words on this site.    2, 3, 4, 5 word combinations.    

I’ll show you with a couple of photos.

see what I mean ?    that time of year again   

let’s try another one

Ladies man

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There’s a lot more coming.    Come back soon.   We get serious sometimes.  

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