Pollution can kill things
D.U.H announces another shocking discovery:
Pollution in air and water can kill stuff, like animals, fish, and people.
It took awhile to figure this one out.
“We used to think it was fine to throw trash and sewage into the water,” said the D.U.H spokesperson. “Sure, it didn’t look good, but the last thing we expected was to find all the dead things in there. What a shock.”
He continued to explain that people have been much too busy watching TV and going to important ball-games to bother with the junk left over from factories and overflowing sewage lines, oil, and things like that. “Cleaning up stuff is not what people like to do”, he said.
“Eventually we decided to take a look at it because of all the complaints, so we started a study group. Wow, turns out a lot of fish were dying, even birds, animals, and people. Now we don’t know what to do because there’s so much out there and we can’t seem to stop it.”
Some of the investigators expressed their doubts about the results. One of them, who didn’t want to be identified, said “I don’t know why it’s such a big deal. Fish die anyway, and so do people. It takes way to long to gather all the trash and junk, and we need someplace to throw it away. The ocean is a great place for that because it’s so big.”
Critics complained about D.U.H’s findings, as always. Some have been saying it’s all going to lead to more government regulation, and forcing people to clean.
7 Comments to “Pollution can kill things”
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